A Proposal for the Standing Committee on Physical Units of the
International Standards Organization ISO. by Alexander Kondratiev, MIPT alumnus.
It is well known that the selection of the units of measurement is very important in any
theory. For instance, a very convenient measurement system in nuclear physics assumes that
the two most important constants - the Planck constant,
, and the
speed of light, c, are equal to 1. Along the same lines we suggest to
introduce similar simplifications in Mathematics by re-calibrating the real numbers axis
in such a way that the two important constants, e and
, equal to 0 and 1
respectively. This will tremendously simplify geometry: the
circumference of a circle will be equal to its diameter; and the sum of the angles of a
triangle will be equal to 1. Even more beneficial changes will be seen
in calculus. It is known that
. Taking
logarithm of this expression we get
,
which yields i=0 as the expression
is not equal to 0
under our assumptions. This eliminates all the complications of the Complex Variable
Functions Theory. Furthermore, now
because, as we
noted above i=0. Next, the same equation yields:
and
for any value of
. New Fundamental Theorem of Algebra: 1=0.Proof. The fact that i=0 has just been
proved. By definition,
.
Hence .Hence, by, (-1)*(-1)=0.
By taking squares of the both sides one more time, we get, 1=0. That is
.We have just
proved this intuitively obvious assumption. Great changes will be
caused in other sciences as well. Thus, in Physics the coefficients
in the Maxwell
equations will turn into simple . This will simplify these equations in the Gauss system and will deliver the
mortal blow to the presumptuous imaginary advantages of the scandalously notorious SI
system. Furthermore, the equation of Electrostatics,
will
be changed - in view of e=0 - into E=0. This will radically simplify all
Theory of Electricity: force F=0, potential
= constant,
and so forth. In Chemistry, all
-connections of
molecules will become 1-connections. Automatically the question of multiplicity of these
connections will be resolved - all
-connections
are singular. The economical effect of the proposed change will be
great and diverse. Let us emphasize just three of its aspects. - There will be no need in either trigonometric tables, or logarithmic rulers or
special functions in electronic calculators (reminding that
,
,
). - The Joule losses in the circuits of alternating current will disappear, as the
transmitted energy,
and . Thanks to
this effect, the electrical energy will be transported to users without any losses. - The mass of a rocket, m that reached the velocity, v is
because
e=0. The rocket will exhaust all its fuel energy instantly after the launch.
Hence both the reactive movement and launching the missiles become impossible. The arms
race will automatically stop.
From "Za Nauku", weekly
newspaper of Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology, No.12 (1350), 31 March 1996. |